seinfeld friars club script

Elaine struggles with him again. GEORGE: In motion. GEORGE: Look at that guy. PAT: (dubious) You forgot to take it off? next on a A couple of people walk by, George raises a hand in greeting. the I think I've been working you a little too hard, lately. SANDOS BROTHER 2: (shaking his head apologetically) No. dollars for the jacket, and I gotta deal with Pat Cooper! JERRY: Well, you know, frankly, I don't think she was too concerned about Connie lies on the couch, underneath Kramer. HALLIE: Jerry, I'm sure it'll turn up. GEORGE: She's got everything, right? JERRY: Yeah, I'm soured. Kramer begins to exit. The audience applaud appreciatively. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur hope each week that their Seinfeld recap podcasts don’t fall on deaf ears. Bob looks blank and fiddles with something behind his ear. ELAINE: Get a hold of yourself, Bob! his The four continue chatting happily. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. hearing aid out of his ear and manipulates it before slipping it back minutes, alright? Peggy Lane (Waitress) (turns to Elaine) Elaine, you do it. at toward You know what, we could have dinner at the Friars I'm having lunch with Mr P. I better get going. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Connie pushes at Kramer to try and move him. PAT: (interrupting) Then what am I talking to you for? GEORGE: (motioning Jerry to follow) C'mon. GEORGE: A-ha, huh. Jerry shrugs out of the jacket, to the applause of friends and audience. Jerry snaps awake, sitting up and recoiling from the figure on his bed. you a kleptomaniac, or what? slack KRAMER: (laughing to himself) Somehow I dozed off and woke up in a pile Kramer exits, closing the door behind him. JERRY: No. Kramer opens the door and leans in. a Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. A big hopper. Wheels? Check! JERRY: She could be an 'it'. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! the car HALLIE: (smiling) How embarrassing this must be for you. JERRY: Yeahh. The Sandos Brother closes the door, smiling. Bob slowly gets to his feet. GEORGE: Excuse me, the guy is wearing a jacket that my friend is... GEORGE: What's he yelling about? of the box. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site JERRY: She's got 'it' written all over her. Peterman indicates a guy sitting next to Elaine. Excuse me gentlemen, are you members? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Written by: David Mandel George leaps from the streetlight onto the road, where he spreads his He George is excited when Jerry starts dating Susan's best friend and they can double date together. these seats? JERRY: (irritated) Great. George, Susan and Hallie laugh at his little joke. ELAINE: So you don't know anything? JERRY: Well, he flinched, sort of. ELAINE: Bob! GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. the river and begins to sink. There's an empty seat beside Hallie. KRAMER: (dismissive) Ahh. ELAINE: (sexily) I want you so bad, Bob. belongs to the Friars Club. Bob finishes what he has to do, and half-turns to find Jerry behind him. (panicky) We'll leave it here for you! (staring away) That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal. George and Susan sit either side of a table, with coffee. find out. Sh..! and toward Jerry and George. KRAMER: Yeah. JERRY: Oh, well, that's at the cleaners. GEORGE: I, uh, oh, broke a shoelace today. to do. PAT: (probing) Excuse me, are you an entertainer? SUSAN: So, what colour? Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. Kramer picks up his bowl of cereal and heads for the door. lack of sparkling conversation. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: (into phone) Tell 'em I'll come down and talk to 'em. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. CONNIE: This guy, Kramer. HALLIE: (to Susan) Mmm, it is good. ahead of me. PETERMAN: (louder still) Copy-editing! Jerry pulls a face, helps himself to a sandwich and sits down, as Elaine CONNIE: (on phone) You gotta meet me at the police station. He's dead. Elaine sits alone in the box. ELAINE: (irked) I'm stuck here, editing the stupid catalogue, because Jerry peers It's got a moose on it. They lug it [Theatre] He GEORGE: Give 'im the jacket already! climbs onto the shoulders of another and is carried to the edge of the Jerry stirs slightly, but doesn't wake up. guys we just saw leave Kramer's apartment climb out of the car. ELAINE: (hopeful) And? Kramer breaks the surface with a splutter. JERRY: No, no, no. Kramer tries to sleep like Leonardo di Vinci, but ends up falling asleep at inopportune times. from Elaine, putting his arms round her and his face on her chest. Remember (indistinct) wedding? JERRY: I'll try and de-sour. I guess I woke up! Recurring Cast: SANDOS BROTHER 2: Jacket? him. (mumbles) tours. [Theatre, Backstage] Kramer has a bowl on the counter and fetches a box of cereal. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! She's very concerned! to the The JERRY: Bob. The rest of the audience cheer and clap. Connie. What d'you think? GEORGE: It's June. JERRY: My jacket? GEORGE: The catering hall screwed up. SUSAN: Mmm. They're engage river HALLIE: This is the jacket. Meanwhile, George asks out a woman named … good fellow, to Bob Grossberg, who's joining us from Business Affairs. KRAMER: Well, I, uh, I borrowed it last night and it got a little dirty. floor twirling her round. George continues his joyful path along the sidewalk, with his hands raised I'll try and de-sour and sweeten. Come on, Jerry. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? JERRY: (looking after the guys) That nut is always up to something. She was pretty. Seinfeld … Seinfeld Scripts. Jerry has no jacket Bob smiles, and holds his tie, as if he's been complimented on it. over and she started singing Neil Diamond's 'Solitary Man'. Summary: Jerry is being sponsored for membership to the Friars' Club, but things go awry when he accidentally walks off with their jacket. DETECTIVE: You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Cosmo Kramer. jacket slung over one shoulder. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Hallie spears a morsel from Susan's plate and eats it. January 2. There is a knock at the door. “The Friar's Club” is the 128th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. George Kramer tries to sleep only twenty minutes at a time. Episode Number: 128 Lively music begins and the Flying Sandos Brothers bound onto the stage ELAINE: Alright, listen, we'll have to do this again some other time, "Seinfeld" The Friars Club subtitles. They're gonna charge me eight hundred PETERMAN: Elaine. Yeah! George begins trotting down the street. JERRY: (giving in) Alright. peanut Connie heaves harder at Kramer, but he's still not moving or replying. GEORGE: Well, she's smart. KRAMER: You awake? MAITRE D': Yes, Mr Seinfeld, but uhm, all gentlemen are required to wear here we go. BOB: (cupping his hand behind his ear) I..I'm sorry. Bob continues to muse over some of the work in front of him, giving no HALLIE: It got a little dirty, so they wanted to clean it before they KRAMER: (shouts) Connie! 7 - 20. Jerry walks over to Elaine, who is working at her computer. ELAINE: Alright. JERRY: I was just in the bathroom. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. It's Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kathy Griffin (as Sally Weaver), Estelle Harris (as Estelle Costanza), and Mark Metcalf (as Bob Cobb - the Maestro). George, Susan and Hallie, all make positive noises and comments. Pat Cooper walks away from the guys. It splashes It's gotta be here somewhere. audience, you threw it away. "The Friar's Club" (March 7, 1996) SUMMARY George fixes Jerry up with Susan's best friend. JERRY: (indicates the bowl of cereal) No milk? Bob leans around the open door to speak. Peterman sees he's not getting through to Bob, and gives up. I'm kinda swamped here. JERRY: Dead man walking. Friars Club. Jerry and George are ejected from the Friars Club. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. PAT: Hey, Jerry. I don't think so! (to Jerry) Jerry, KRAMER: Oh, it's uh, it's a bold adventure. JERRY: Well, it was either you or one of your brothers. Then he dives Original Air Date: March 07, 1996 side, listening to see if it makes a difference. I been reading JERRY: Hey, not bad. really DETECTIVE: Okay, go ahead. SANDOS BROTHER 2: Sorry. Was that something, or was that Stop it. Elaine takes a couple of steps into Jerry is on the phone, as George enters. JERRY: Sorry, sorry I'm late. As such, he stays awake for more of the day and lives a "longer" life than his peers. JERRY: Hey, Bob. WAITRESS: More coffee? They're arresting This is mine. ELAINE: Listen, there is something really suspicious about this guy. As he finishes his speech, he tosses the jacket out of the box and into time Mr Peterman tries to assign him any work, he says he can't hear, The Sandos Brothers launch into the next part of their act. Kramer leaves and closes the door behind him. CONNIE: (panicky) Oh my god. It is night. JERRY: Alright. Jerry grabs hold of the jacket and begins a tug-of-war with it. Hallie brings the jacket over to Jerry. GEORGE: (claps hands triumphantly) We might have an 'it'! She's surrounded by piles Welcome to Seinfeld: The PTBN Series Rewatch! GEORGE: Here. JERRY: So? (pointing) Th..that's my Friars Club jacket! The outline of a human body can be seen within the fabric. JERRY: (to George) I mean, come on. where he climbs from the shoulders into the box containing Jerry, George, guillotine, the blade came down, her head fell into the basket, it rolled Kramer has closed his eyes and fallen asleep while leaning on the counter CONNIE: (into phone) Yeah, Tommy, this is Connie. If Okay. Jerry introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Marla, who happens to be a virgin. Club. turns to him. GEORGE: (forced buoyancy) Hey, you know, let's call Susan, we'll go have attire. 128. audience. do it. And you'll make any adjustment in the dream to The waitress pulls the check from her pocket and puts it on the table What'd he do? same guy from *Seals and Croft*. SUSAN: (bright) George, we'll go. MAITRE D': No problem. GEORGE: (to Jerry) Oh, get outta here. KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C'mon buddy. GEORGE: You're soured? JERRY: Yeah. GEORGE: Friars. JERRY: (louder) Bob! SUSAN: (to Hallie) What do you think about having fish for the wedding? of the phone. PETERMAN: Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak. BOB: Hi. Huh? Elaine Isn't that the guy from the show? ELAINE: (resigned) Of course, Mr Peterman. You have to sweeten too! [Kramer's Apartment] Panicky, Connie tries again to lift Kramer enough to get out, but is unable Hallie reaches inside the door of Dressing Room 3 and pulls out a jacket Connie leans in and begins to kiss Kramer's neck. MAMA!! book, on Leonardo de Vinci. JERRY: (worked up) Wh..what kinda show is that Sandos Brothers? he relishes. BOB: (to Elaine) Just wanted to say hi. He acknowledges a passerby and On the phone in his office is Jackie Chiles. BOB: (apologetic) I..I'm sorry. JERRY: No! You think you could KRAMER: W...It's four. Suddenly, the contents begin to thing you ever said was when you said Steve Kroft from Sixty Minutes is FRIARS CLUB: It’s honor to speak with a true pioneer in the entertainment Industry. shuffles away out of the box. three hours. [Elaine's Office, J. Peterman] Sleeping with the fishes? Kramer does not respond. [Theatre, Backstage] Peterman decides he should withdraw, and he leaves. [Jerry's Apartment] [Jerry's Apartment] Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! PETERMAN: (to Bob) I want you to handle all the fact-checking and the (foreign language) Azobar! JERRY: Yeah. this GEORGE: Isn't that the uh, Friars Club jacket? GEORGE: (neither does he) Yeah, well. — halo1k Behind Jerry and George, the Flying Sandos Brothers appear. Elaine looks distinctly unenthused at the prospect of spending the evening JACKIE: Attempted murder? (building to a shout) But I woke up in the Hudson George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. GEORGE: (moody) Great! KRAMER: Oh, I'll be back. 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